Whether it's the Golden Rule, the following distance between cars, or the sibling rite of passage of being dared to eat food off the floor, Tews Second Rule is as diverse. With spectacularly earthy fermented pepper flavor, this 'one' may even come in first...
INGREDIENTS: Time Bomb chili peppers, water, lactic and acetic acid, salt, xanthan gum
HEAT LEVEL: 2/10
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Everyone in our family enjoys talking and giving you their Tews Cents, on everything, unsolicited. In other words, were opinionated. Especially about this favorite hot sauce our family has enjoyed for years. We hope you do too
INGREDIENTS: Paper Lantern Chili Peppers, Water, Salt, Xanthan Gum
HEAT LEVEL: 3/10
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In our household, Tews Strikes meant you were living on borrowed time. One more and you needed to look out for the man. This sauce hits as hard as that 3rd strike ever could, and is whiter than the man could ever be…
INGREDIENTS: White Habanero Chili Peppers, Water, Garlic, Salt
HEAT LEVEL: 6/10
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Don’t let her upfront sweetness fool you. She’s sneaky, persistent and keeps coming at you until you’re willing to tell her everything to make it stop…
INGREDIENTS: 7-Pot Brain Strain & Paper Lantern Chilis, Water, Honey, Smoked Peppers, Garlic, Salt, Xanthan Gum
HEAT LEVEL: 6/10
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Terrible Tews for our family meant something extra special. This mixture of Red Habanero and Red Wine Vinegar is a throwback to when our kids were too-hot-to-handle toddlers, and the afternoons were a fuzzy red.
INGREDIENTS: Red Habanero, Onion, Garlic, 7-Pot Brain Strain and Trinidad Scorpion Chili Peppers, Lactic & Acetic Acid (natural from the fermentation process), Water, Salt, Xanthan Gum
HEAT LEVEL: 6/10
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SMALL BATCH BOTTLING DATE
09FEB2025
This little number will punch your dance card and have you Tews Stepping from the strong flavor, heat, and pleasant smoky undertones.
INGREDIENTS: Paper Lantern & Carolina Reaper & Smoked Chilis, Onions, Carrots, Garlic, Salt, Black Pepper, Xanthan Gum
HEAT LEVEL: 4/10
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Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out alive. This mustard, pepper and horesradish inspired sauce will have you experiencing all of those emotions as it works it’s way through you like a 3rd world intestinal parasite…
NOW WITH SMOKE ELECTROLYTES…
INGREDIENTS: Paper Lantern and Habanero Chilis, Brown Mustard Seed, Water, Salt, Xanthan Gum
HEAT LEVEL: 6/10
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TEWS GOLD
The heat level of the Yellow 7-Pot Brain Strain pepper left an indelible mark on our Soul. The natural yellow color, and burning lips reminded us a long day in the Sun. That's how one of our hotter pepper sauces, Sol Burn, was delivered unto us...
INGREDIENTS: 7-Pot Brain Strain Chili Peppers, Water, Lactic & Acetic Acid (natural from the fermentation process), Salt, Xantham Gum
HEAT LEVEL: 6/10
TEWS SERIOUS
Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out alive. This mustard, pepper and horesradish inspired sauce will have you experiencing all of those emotions as it works it’s way through you like a 3rd world intestinal parasite…
INGREDIENTS: Paper Lantern Chilis, Brown Mustard Seed, Water, Salt, Xanthan Gum
HEAT LEVEL: 3/10
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TEWS SCHIDTS
When you’ve fully given up, you couldn’t give TEWS SCHIDTS. That’s where most of us find ourselves today, because of these TEWS SCHIDTS…
INGREDIENTS - Paper Lantern chili peppers, water. lactic & acetic acid (natural from the fermentation process), vinegar, black peppercorns, mustard seed, salt, xanthan gum
HEAT LEVEL - 3/10
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C’mon knock on our door. We’ve been waiting for you. Where the BBQ is Hers and His and Your TEWS COMPANY, too.
While Most Everyone knows that good BBQ shouldn’t need a sauce to help it along, This BBQ Sauce defies that LOGIC, because once you try it, you’ll want to put it on everything, Including that Perfect BBQ, too…
INGREDIENTS: Tomato Concentrate, Distilled Vinegar, Onions, Brown Sugar, Molasses, Apple Cider Vinegar, Garlic, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Olive Oil, Chili Peppers, Honey, Dried Smoked Peppers, Xanthan Gum
HEAT LEVEL - 2/10
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TEWS SAUER
TEWS SAUER is an old family Sauerkraut recipe. This year’s batch is extra Sauer with a great bite. Have it plain by itself, or do like my son does and make a mustard and sauerkraut sandwich on rye, AKA, TEWS SAUER…
HEAT LEVEL – 0//10
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JUAN TEWS
Good ol’ Uncle JUAN TEWS has traveled the world, exploring all nooks, crannies, and cultures; some of it even in ¾ time. This kimchi recipe that he brought back from his wanderings has origins in the East, but is now blended with Wisconsin cabbage and peppers. Just be careful to use in moderation, or like our Uncle, you may enjoy it tonight, but pay for it tomorrow, also known as a JUAN TEWS…
HEAT LEVEL – 0//10
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Chili Crisp
Be careful of this one. No matter what level of heat there is in the various batches I have, they all are extremely addictive,/ They are like hot sauce crack, when any one of them have you looking for more things to put it on to enjoy the full throated umami explosion they bring.
HEAT LEVEL - 1-5
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TEWS SIMPLE
This Hatch Green Chili salsa is a flavor I have been chasing for many years to perfect, but I had given up after repeated, humiliating, reputation-destroying, butt-clenching failures that forced me back to the drawing board every time. Then one day I said, “HEY, THAT’S A CHALKBOARD, and muttere to myself that maybe I should use numbers and letters instead of using it as a drawing board”. Turns out, just like me, this sauce is TEWS SIMPLE ...
HEAT LEVEL - 1
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TEWS SWEET - APPLE PIE PEPPER JAM
This perfect blend of cinnamon, homegrown apples, and spicy jalapenos will have you agreeing that it is TEWS SWEET of a heat. Try it with cream cheese and crackers, on a sandwich or with pretty much anything, and you’ll agree that it really does make everything taste better.
HEAT LEVEL - 1
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TEWS SWEET - PEACH PEPPER JAM
This perfect blend of sweet peaches and spicy homegrown jalapenos will have you agreeing that it is a TEWS SWEET heat. Try it with cream cheese and crackers, on a sandwich or with pretty much anything, and you’ll agree that it really does make everything taste better.
HEAT LEVEL - 1
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JERRY DUST - ORIGINAL
A blend of smoky mild red "Hatch" chili peppers, salt and homegrown herbs. This is a perfect dry rub for steak, chicken or pork, and is a game-changing flavor enhancer in your next batch of pico de gallo
HEAT LEVEL - 2
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TEWS STRONG - HATCH
Some say the simple things are the best things in life. Others believe the more complex things are made better by the sum of all their parts. This mind-blowing accidental discovery, made while processing a new batch of fermented pepper sauce, is an example of both being true at the same time. The swift overpowering sour and savory heat complexity seems impossible at first, but have no doubts about it, this concoction is simply TEWS STRONG.
HEAT LEVEL - 4
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